*cougar: n. a 35+ year old female who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a swanky bar in San Francisco (or other cities) waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path.
LMFAO okay so I'm driving to work today when Austin texts me.
Austin: hey who r u dating
Karley: No one why?
A: ur not?
K: Why do you think that i am?
A: my dad txtd me saying ur dating adam
K: Omg no he did not! How does he know?
A: yea he did. idk so r u?
K: No. I mean not... now lol
A: it was probly his mom. yd adam say u were if ur not
So I go to John and I'm like wtf? And he tells me that Dawn came to him asking him about me because I, the cougar, am getting with her boy! But Dawn didn't know that I was coming in early today so the whole deli knew before I even got to work! So John told Dawn that I'm a tramp (he was joking) and they were talking about me and then John told Austin. Then, John calls over to Dawn and is like, "SHE KNOWS!" So Dawn calls the deli and they're just talking about me while I'm standing right there DYING. Then Dawn comes over and she's like, I'm sorry, I just wanted a background check. ROFL. Then she tells me she sent a message to Adam saying "Karley probably hates me now" just to scare him and make him think she did something horrible. Which is really funny because I keep telling Adam that I am convinced that his mom hates ME hahahhaha.
So work was interesting today lol :)